Welcome to the *Abandoned* Philadelphia Church Project! I realized some time ago that, in the interest of presenting you the best in Philly's religious architecture, I shouldn’t only limit my excursions to open, active churches. After all, as we’ve seen, churches close all the time. Why should a closed church be any less worthy? Sometimes they’re more worthy. The Philly landscape is dotted with abandoned churches that, in many ways, were more inherently beautiful than any we’ve seen so far.
Of course, judging them is going to be difficult, since they’re often horrible shells of their former selves. Luckily, the Project enjoys a good challenge.
Church Project Theorem #18: The Long Goodbye
The far nastier flip side to Caveat Emptor, this theorem references any church that does not change hands and does not find itself at the business end of a bulldozer. The Long Goodbye is just that—a church that sits idle, slowly rotting away until the end of time. Or until it finally caves in on itself. Either way, it’s a terrible, undignified reward for years of noble service. And unlike Caveat Emptor, which is the ultimate representation of urban renewal, The Long Goodbye is quite the opposite: a visible, prominent example of blight that mars a landscape and signals to all who see it that its particular area has seen much better days.
It’s quite a shame, really. Boniface, by all accounts, was a pretty fine church specimen, albeit one that’s incredibly creepy. There’s a reason I once termed it the Church of My Nightmares. The Gothic brownstone construction and jagged ornamentation really give it a dark vibe, perfectly suitable for the days when the Roman Catholic Church really put the fear of God into you. (If Hollywood is looking for the perfect setting for a horror movie, this is it.) It’s also a pretty good size, although the lack of any real steeples makes it seem a little squat.
As for the interior, there’s nothing left to really see. Once upon a time, though, this church was stunning. Take a look at this lovely blue-and-gold masterpiece:
The image comes from a 1950s- or 1960s-era parish postcard. Age and digital translation haven't been kind to it, but it's good enough to get the point across.
Sad that we could let something like this go to waste, eh? Utterly shameful.
UPDATE:
Church architecture devotee and Church Project fan Bill notified me that much of St. Boniface's ornamentation has found new homes. The stations of the cross, two side altars and a picture of Our Lady of Perpetual Help are going into the Cathedral Basilica of Sts. Peter and Paul. Meanwhile, he has reason to believe that the main altar, stained glass windows and other accoutrements are headed to the new church of Blessed Mother Teresa of Calcutta in Limerick, PA.
Sure, it's not ideal, but at least some parts of this beloved church will live on. Bill also asserts that Boniface did, once upon a time, have a real steeple on top. Unfortunately, it was struck by lightning and never replaced.