Back to Kensington! Or is it? I don’t know. The Project is tired of nebulous borders and varying neighborhood designations. Pick a name, pick a boundary and stick to it! This particular stretch of Lehigh, by Memphis Street, is often included under the auspices of Kensington. But, once again, ask 10 different people, get nine different answers. Some folks even call this area “St. Anne’s”—as in, the parish. Cute, but not particularly worthwhile to folks of the non-Catholic persuasion.
I’m in the church business, not the geography business, so I’ll just let the Philadelphia Planning Commission worry about this one.
As for the church, St. Anne is a mostly unspectacular entry, but that may actually be by design. The first church was built in 1846, during the era of the anti-Catholic Nativist riots, etc. Those were the same riots that burned both St. Michael and St. Augustine to the ground, and influenced the designers of the Cathedral Basilica to essentially omit stained glass windows.
(And, also, to incorporate walkways on the roof, in case the building needed to be defended. Or so I’ve heard.)
St. Anne’s built the current church in 1870, and it’s been suggested that it was built bigger and stronger—a so-called “fortress of faith”—in order to make it better suited to withstand any future assaults.
The story’s veracity is unknown, but the building’s design certainly lends credence to it. St. Anne is designed like a squat bunker, certainly a fortress in almost every sense of the word. There’s not much to distinguish it, although there is a pretty nifty little graveyard adjacent to it. There just aren’t enough of those around!
Inside, you fare little better. It’s mostly a flat-roofed, unadorned white plaster fiasco. It’s big, but not very ornate. And the stained glass windows, while huge, look to have been redone in the 1960s, since, like most design choices of the time, they’re mod, hip and hopelessly ugly. (Of course, if you’re building a fortress, it would probably help to not have huge rows of glass windows. They’re not known for being sturdy.)
The fault here lies with the old enemy of many churches: fire. A 1947 fire gutted St. Anne and necessitated an almost complete renovation. And by that time, they had little interest or financial ability to recreate the old decor.
Witness this 1908 postcard....

...and the 1947 aftermath:

(Both images courtesy the St. Anne Alumni Association)
A shame, since the first image shows a church that was among the most ornate in the Archdiocese. Now, it's a bland, sterile nightmare.
The real draw here is the sanctuary, which somehow survived intact. It boasts perhaps the best set of altars we've seen: Italian-Renaissance forces of nature that make the surrounding mediocrity worth the price of admission.
Altars=Great. Rest of church=Ehhhhhh.
Rioters 1, St. Anne’s 0.
Size Rating: 8.5 out of 10
Ornamentation Rating: 7 out of 10
Overall Design Rating: 7 out of 10 crosses