Church Project Theorem Guide
The Church Project Theorems are an integral part of what we do here. I have come to realize, however, that we've accumulated so many of them that it can be difficult to remember them all.
(Well, not for me, since I came up with all of them.)
But never fear! Remember, The Philadelphia Church Project has your best interests at heart. To help you out, here is a handy guide to all of our theorems: the names, the meanings and some prominent examples.
- The Outsider's Edge
- The Minority Report
- Upper v. Lower Church
- Tweener Churches
- Old v. Older Churches
- The Closer
- Tabula Rasa
- Consolidation
- Church Alley
- The Francis Triangle
- The St. Vincent de Paul Effect
- North Philadelphia Swath of Destruction
- The Year of Hell
- The St. Athanasius Effect
- The St. Cyprian Effect
- Dead Parish Walking
- Caveat Emptor
- Pimp My Church
- The Long Goodbye
- The End
- It's All Greek to Me!
- The Insider's Edge
- How the $#%@ do I get in here?
- The Immaculate Inception
- Magnet Parishes