Our Mother of Consolation
 

Status: Active, Catholic

Founded: 1855
Construction: 1855

9 E. Chestnut Hill Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19118

http://www.archdiocese-phl.org/parishes/7405.htm

http://omcparish.com/

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Where Is It?


Chestnut Hill Avenue, right off of Germantown Pike, in (you guessed it) Chestnut Hill

The Skinny


This week the tour brings us to Chestnut Hill, home to one of the older Philly churches: Our Mother of Consolation, which dates back to 1855. In a way it’s fitting: an old historic church, and an old, really historic area. Normally that combination would result in some sort of ridiculous neutron bomb of churchiness, but that’s sadly not the case here.

Church Project Theorem #5: Old vs. Even Older Churches: This is an important point to make. We’ve already established the relationship between old and new churches, particularly those who have “tweener” status. But there’s also an important distinction between old and even older churches. Generally speaking, the older the church, the higher the chance of it being ornate. Problem is, sometimes a parish can be TOO old. You know, built back in the day before they really had the chutzpah (or the resources) to try to reach the heavens with their construction. There’s no set timeline, but the truly ornate period in this area tends to fall between the late 1800s and the early 1900s. Anything earlier is really a crapshoot. Thus, old is good, but even older is not necessarily better.

That brings us back to Our Mother of Consolation, whose 1855 establishment date puts it more in the unremarkable “older” camp. It’s stone, which is nice, but it’s not very big. Inside, it’s incredibly plain, with little ornamentation. Hell, the ceiling beams are made of wood. Wood! As it stands, the large, centrally placed spire is its most prominent and interesting feature.

I hesitate to give it the “last place” booby prize, but I can’t in good conscience put it above St. William. That church wasn’t remarkable either, but at least there’s more of it to not like.

Size Rating: 5.5 out of 10

Ornamentation Rating: 5.5 out of 10

Design Rating: 5 out of 10 crosses

How's It Doing?


C’mon, this is Chestnut Hill, arguably the nicest section in Philly! Do you really think these people would let a church rot right under their noses? (Not that there’s much to let rot, but I digress.)

Emergency Rating: Troubles? We don’t need to stinkin’ troubles!

Travel Tidbits


Unless you have a crippling aversion to cobblestones, you should be fine. As for the safety, well, I have to take a point off because it is Philly, and Chestnut Hill did experience a minor shoplifting wave a few years back, but…you’re probably more at risk to drown in your own bathtub.

Safety Rating: 9.5 out of 10 tire irons

Mildly Interesting Note


I’m running out of things to say, but…err, Chestnut Hill has some amazing homes. As far as housing stock goes, no other city section can touch it. Be sure to check them out if you’re in the area.

The Final Word


Another week, another unremarkable church. Nothing personal against Our Mother of Consolation, but there are far better churches with which to spend your time.

 


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