St. Mary
 

Status: Active, Roman Catholic

Founded: 1905
Construction: 1950

W. Elm and Oak Sts
Conshohocken, PA 19428

http://archphila.org/parishes/8240.htm

 
Where Is It?


West Elm and Oak Streets, in Conshohocken

The Skinny


The Project stays in the ‘burbs to tackle Conshohocken’s St. Mary, situated nicely at the base of the giant hill that is Conshy.

St. Mary initially struck me as something of a smallish Tweener Church. The exterior looks late-model, reinforced by a 1950 cornerstone date. If the pattern held, then, we were surely in for a church with not much going on in the ornamentation department.

Boy, were we wrong.

St. Mary is the perfect example of why a church’s beauty doesn’t begin or end with its exterior, whether it be the St. Cyprian or St. Athanasius Effects.

This is no late-model tweener. Instead, it’s a beautiful, almost opulent columned, cruciform Gothic structure. Turns out that St. Mary was founded as a Polish national parish. A-ha! God bless Polish architects. Even when they build late, they still do it right.

And few church builders in 1950 would have the stones to include such detailed paintwork, murals and stained glass. It’s not to the level of St. Adalbert or St. Laurentius by any means, but for a church built 50 years later, it’s very, very close, and very, very good.

Sure, there are some things that annoy the Project, like the removed altar rail and the hidden organ pipes. But all in all, this is just a really nice building.

Conshohocken has pretty much established itself as the epicenter of suburban church excellence.

Well played.

Size Rating: 8 out of 10

Ornamentation Rating: 9 out of 10

Overall Design Rating: 8.5 out of 10 crosses



How's It Doing?


How’s It Doing?

Well, the Polish presence is long gone, so It’s All Greek to Me!, which is troublesome in and of itself. But the bigger problem is this:

Dead Parish Walking.

Yep, in 2001 it was twinned with West Conshohocken’s shrimpy St. Gertrude. Good thing, too, because the registered population and average attendance are 811 and 330, respectively. Not great numbers, and not something that bodes well for the future.

The building’s immaculate shape will buy it a lot of time, but given Conshy’s concentration of churches—including much-healthier St. Matthew and Ss. Cosmas and Damian—I don’t have high hopes for St. Mary’s long-term longevity. A pity, too, since it’s far nicer than most suburban fare.

Emergency Rating: Put the ambulance on speed dial

Travel Tidbits


Easy. As mentioned previously, Conshy sits at the nexus of numerous transportation options, almost all of which are really easy.

Oh, and St. Mary has its own lot, so parking’s a snap. Not that it really matters, since it’s a great area, but still. The Project doesn’t turn its nose up at small favors.

Safety Rating: 10 out of 10 tire irons



Interesting Note


St. Mary’s a pretty church, but it has two of the creepiest ornaments the Project has ever seen. The first is the relief tympanum, which…simply fills me with dread. The other is the relief portrait of Jesus on the left-hand side of the choir loft, which also…fills me with a lot of dread.


The Final Word


Well worth the trip.





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